Spring is in the air...So are the ants and the pollen

Springs is in the air... We have had a solid week of 60's and above. 

Lots of time has been spent outside, and at the park. 

Practicing walking on new terrain...

Playing our own tiny version of football...

Really hoping this Cherry Blossom fills out soon...

THIS however...

Is going to be a problem! They have infested my banister...there are thousands of them!

I am crafty, I am the Bug Creator, but I am no professional ant killer. Help! 

Any suggestions?

(p.s. they are RED fire ants, if they were black ants they could stay because I don't care about ants in my pants...but I am very allergic to red fire ants.)