Todays flip offs are brought to you by the letter S for stick it to the man!
To the wasp that stung me... FLIP OFF! It is not my fault your black butt landed on my black book in the middle of the night in a DARK KITCHEN! Why did you have to sting me? Don't you know I am allergic? Now I have this big ugly red welt that is spreading still and I have to take benadryl which makes me sleepy so it is that much harder to take care of R.bug. I am glad death found you the next day!
To the sewing that is piling up... While I love that I am getting so many orders for these owls... can't we go ahead and bring out the sewing fairies and get you done quicker? FLIP OFF!
To "the gnome"... Flip off! I know you were here and you replaced my normally well behaved still child with this rolly polly screaming mama and papa all the time kid. While I appreciate the mama saying... I am just not ready for him to try to crawl!